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So, I've been on a losing streak. The good kind.

Yesterday I was 141.8. If I am 140 today I will shit a brick. And then promptly lose two pounds of brick weight I had no idea I was carrying in my rectum.

I am in a weird mood. One of my temp employees died in a car accident two nights ago. He was barely 19.

I didn't know him super well, but I did talk to him here and there. Yesterday was supposed to be his last day at our factory; he was moving on to an apprenticeship that he was really excited about.

He was driving his '95 Jaguar in excess of 100 mph, came up over a hill so fast his front tires left the ground, and when they landed he lost control and ended up in a ditch, hitting a tree, and disintigrating his car. Literally. There was a debris field of 100 yards or more, and you can't even tell what parts of his car are what. Needless to say I'm sure it was fast and painless, which is good for him. But he was fresh out of high school and a month over 19, and I can't help but feel how fickle life can be sometimes.

I think I'll eat some sushi today. I never feel bad for eating sushi, as it is all veggies and rice and doesn't stick to me for very long. That depends on how my weigh in goes in a few minutes. No bueno=no foodo. (I forgot the spanish word for food...is it "comida"?)

I hate this computer. Really, I do. I hope you're reading this, oh laptop of mine. You are very due for a faster, better replacement. They are building you now with more hard drive space, better processors, and less suck. Keep that in mind, laptop. You're days are numbered. (until I make more money or hit that jackpot.) Shh...


Well, I stupidly signed up for voluntary OT this weekend. Stupid because I don't want to, not because I don't need the money. Can't they just pay me to stay home? That would be swell.

Oh my....I think I have some weight to drop in the bathroom. Yay! Get out get out get out! Maybe I'll lose that last pound and be down to 140!


Gotta go. Later.

xoxox

Emily

1 comment:

Sottile said...

I SO wish I could get paid for doing absolutely nothing! Sometimes I think Paris Hilton has it right.... LOL

Good luck on the weigh in! I hope you see 140 :)

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