...I am part of a balanced breakfast for polar bears?
...That I can feed an Eskimo tribe for 8 months?
....That I can weigh anywhere between 148.4 lbs and 300,000 lbs? (Nothing less??)
...That I am endangered?
...That no matter how little vegetation (plankton) or lean meat (krill) I barely live off of, I STILL can't lose weight quick enough??????
Say hello to Emily the Whale.
I've hit a fucking plateau. Meanwhile Josh is losing TEN POUNDS A WEEK on this "diet". FML
I need to step up my game. I need to restrict more. I need to break this 148 lb plateau.
FUCK.
peace
Emily
3 comments:
I had to laugh at this. I mean, not at the fact that you aren't losing, but the way you wrote it. I lol'd.
Good luck, I'm sure you can do it!
lolol (hilarious post)....oh Em, hang in there! Men always lose faster than women. It totally sucks. But don't give up and don't give in to temptations. Consistency wins this race in the long term.
You can do it! And we'll be here to cheer you on every step of the way. :)
xox,
A
That was so funny! I hate laughing in your misery, but that was pretty entertaining! You will get there babe. Just take it one day at a time. You are so strong! I know you can do it. Good luck and don't stop trying!
With love,
Lola
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